What's Your Midlife Meltdown Mode? Find Out Now!
I help midlife women feel sane, seen and in control, especially when their body, their mind and the entire world are all spinning out of control.
I help midlife women feel sane, seen and in control, especially when their body, their mind and the entire world are all spinning out of control.
LAUGH. LEARN. RAGE. REPEAT. Trust me...it's a great survival strategy.
Kimberly is so funny. She'll tease the hell out of you but with this smile that so clarly means she considers you part of the club.
Brittany L.
Let's Focus on Feeling Better and Save the Diagnosis for Later (or Never)
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release the pressure
We don’t bottle things up, waiting for the explosion. Whatever the issue, we mock it, rage about it, and question it later, all without judgment, homework, or need to explain ourselves. We say the things we’ve been dying to say because letting it out is therapeutic (and might just make you snort loud enough to startle your pets).
2
interrupt the spiral
Constant obsessing has never solved a problem. When you're stuck there, you need a pattern interrupt. Sometimes you need a real laugh or a good cry. Jumping jacks or a quick walk can do it. A loud "oh, hell no” or "nope, not today" could suffice. Fantasizing about felonies might be fun. As long as the doomscrolling stops, it's a win.
3
remember who you are
Midlife can be chaotic but the things that make you you never change. You're still funny, even if you can't find the right words sometimes. You're still smart even if loud noises make it impossible to think. You're still loving and compassionate, even if your tolerance for stupid people has left the building.
Where the Work Gets Done
👕 The Cranky Cupcake (Merch)
Because some days call for empathy and others call for “Did I ask for your opinion?” Our cotton tees and sweatshirts say what you wish you could at school pickup or Thanksgiving dinner. Soft enough to nap in, bold enough to make a statement.
A little sweet, a little salty but never have baked. When words fail or you’re sick of repeating yourself, our shop helps you express what’s on your mind in any situation. Our tees and sweatshirts are soft, insightful, and dangerously accurate, perfect for days when you’re “one headline away” from losing it. Express your mood without explaining it. Sarcasm and compassion sold separately (but strongly encouraged).
🎙 You’ve Missed the Point (Podcast) -- coming soon!
Where sarcasm meets sanity. For midlife women who can’t unsee all that’s wrong and are sick of pretending it’s fine. Equal parts humor, honesty, and midlife truth bombs, this podcast will help you feel a little less alone in this season of chaos. Think half truth bombs, half smart-ass therapy, all real. Expect smart talk, sharp insights, and slightly inappropriate laughter at highly appropriate times.
Join the waitlist and get a special shoutout when we launch!
The Kimberly Banks Fawcett Pop Quiz
MY DAILY UNIFORM
Leggings with pockets, Loop earplugs, and a t-shirt that says exactly what I'm thinking.
my Love Language
Deep conversations, good banter, and a great nap.
my secret superpower
Turning despair and rage into comedy before it takes on a life of it's own.
You'll never catch me...
Using my phone as a PHONE, if I can help it.
current obsession
Finding the line between perimenopause and ADHD. (Spoiler: it's fuzzier than it should be.)
But I will...
Sit with you, make you laugh, and assure you that you are not imagining things.
MY DAILY UNIFORM
Leggings with pockets, Loop earplugs, and a t-shirt that says exactly what I'm thinking.
MY DAILY UNIFORM
Leggings with pockets, Loop earplugs, and a t-shirt that says exactly what I'm thinking.
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